Utter Boredom… uh… Ultimate Blackjack Tournament
I’m watching the first UBT (Ultimate Blackjack Tournament) show - or at least the first I’ve seen - and my only question is WTF? Why bother? There’s no skill whatsover involved in this, no matter what hokum the deep-voice announcer tells you. While I loved playing Blackjack with my brother when we were kids, I can’t imagine wanting to watch more than one episode of this utterly stupid, boring game. And I imagine the producers realized this and thus loaded up on the eye candy - women in skimpy black outfits with pneumatic bosoms, a floor that lights up like a game show stage, talk of secret bets, propaganda clips about the “dangerous” players that have been banned from casinos for being too good. Ahhhhh… stop the noise.
Yikes. Do they think it’ll be more interesting for us to watch one of the players putting on makeup and talking about how she dolls herself up before play? Holy crap. Did monkeys come up with this show idea? Or did monkeys approve it? Gack. Verdict: two jokers down.
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